What I Learned From 2008.

Here is a list of the top 10 most important things I learned from the year 2008.

10. Good things only happen if you don't care, or they don't matter.
9. If you're going to screw up at your job, screw up as bad as possible.
8. If someone makes you pinky-swear to never be a rapist, one of you has problems.
7. "Showing up" is half the battle, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO WIN THE OTHER HALF!
6. Women can't be trusted. Fun, yes. Trustworthy, no.
5. Depression is the number one killer of people society doesn't care about.
4. Doctor Who is awesome, whereas Battlestar Galactica twists like a soap opera.
3. This is the circle of life: you hate people, you become like them, and karma smacks you in the face.
2.Rules=exploitation of the dumb and hopeful.
1. There are two types of people: those who laugh in your face, and those who wait until you're out of the room. The hard part is deciding which you are.